his isn’t a marriage. It’s a cry for help! Oh, Alec. Dear, depraved and desperate Alec. Why didn’t you wait for me? Alec Baldwin, a ripe and bloated age 54, walked into the Basilica of Old St. Patrick’s last night, hunched over and head bowed as if attending his own firing squad. He showed up to marry 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas, the planet’s second-biggest numbskull after Alec himself.
