Subject: Big meany’s back Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:14 am
It’s a good thing Mayor Bloomberg doesn’t watch “Dance Moms.” If he ever got a gander at Abby Lee Miller, the morbidly obese, out-of-control, rage freak who is the star of the hit reality show, he’d hop on his private jet and arrest her for sugar crimes against humanity. If you haven’t watched the show, Miller is a dance instructor who can hardly make it across the studio, yet she spends her days berating, screaming and shaking her fists of fury at little girls who don’t jump, shake and flip the way she wants them to.